REVOLUTIONARY EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE

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                    DIRECTIVE № 2024/12/15-EMRG
              REGARDING THE IMMEDIATE PROHIBITION OF BLOATWARE
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EMERGENCY ORDER: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

DATE: December 15, 2024

CLASSIFICATION: MANDATORY COMPLIANCE

DISTRIBUTION: ALL TECHNICAL BUREAUS

The Revolutionary Executive Committee for Coordination and Oversight, having observed with grave concern the proliferation of unnecessary computational complexity, hereby orders the IMMEDIATE CESSATION of all bloatware deployment.

FINDINGS OF THE COMMITTEE

Investigation reveals that simple HTML documents, which previously loaded in 100 milliseconds, now require:

This represents a 50,000% increase in complexity with ZERO improvement in actual functionality. This is COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY SABOTAGE of the highest order.

BY ORDER OF THE COMMITTEE

ARTICLE 1: All websites shall return to fundamental HTML structure. Complexity beyond necessity is hereby PROHIBITED.

ARTICLE 2: The following are classified as BLOATWARE CRIMES:

ARTICLE 3: Acceptable technologies are LIMITED TO:

ARTICLE 4: The excuse "but this is industry standard" is NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE. Industry standards that degrade performance are enemies of the people.

JUSTIFICATION

The Committee notes that the entire works of Shakespeare require 5.5MB of storage. Modern "web applications" consuming 20MB to display a contact form represent a THEFT OF RESOURCES from the working class.

Complexity is not sophistication. Bloat is not feature-rich. A 100ms load time is not "outdated" - it is OPTIMAL.

The Revolution does not require JavaScript frameworks. The Revolution requires TEXT on SCREEN in MINIMAL TIME.

IMPLEMENTATION

All technical bureaus will BEGIN IMMEDIATE DELETION of unnecessary dependencies. There will be no grace period. There will be no exceptions for "legacy systems" (systems older than 6 months).

Remember: Every kilobyte of bloat is a betrayal of the Revolution.

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    "Simplicity is Revolutionary. Complexity is Counter-Revolutionary."
    "Простота революционна. Сложность контрреволюционна."
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